Bubble. Today I went to the University Hospital to undergo a tuberculosis examination, a required procedure for immigrants to Norway. The whole thing was a two-step procedure, which began with blowing a bubble of air from the syringe into just under my skin. It's freaky! Seeing a bubble grow from your skin, not to mention the chilling millli-second pain it gave, is not so much fun. Then the usual x-ray thingie came next, and it would have been more fun undressing to a hot guy nurse. By the way, the hospital complex didn't look like a hospital complex - you know, that place with sick people, contained diseases, and where the scent of antiseptic peppers the air. It's like the Royal Grounds, grand buildings and ornate architecture galore. It's gorgeous!
Birds. It's not a cuckatoo I'm talking about.
It's a cock-a-too! At the gym. During some downtime at the sauna. Some guy, okay okay hot, started playing with his birdie when there was just the two of us inside that scorching Finnish invention. As you would have guessed, I didn't do anything, since I'm a *ehem ehem* committed young man. Well, would you?
Beef Brocolli. I cooked beef brocolli tonight. And that's a feat considering I have never cooked more than pastas, fried eggs and sausages before in my life. It actually tasted good. Knut and I finished a bowl of it, with rice of course. I'm happy, I'm proud. Now, off to download some more recipes...
Blimey! I am so amazed with the transportation system here in Oslo. The choices of getting from here to there abound, thanks to the tram, the buses, the subway and the taxis snaking around the city. Save the space in your pocket for small change since you can actually just pay using these prepaid cards - daily, weekly, monthly, flexi - on any of them. And what I have, the Flexikort, allows for free transfers on any city transportation within an hour after the time-stamp in your first embarkation. And what blows my mind is
Trafikanten, a tourist information bureau with helpful information on public transportation throughout Oslo, which also has a website where you could check your travelling options from point A to point B - exact time, stops, and transfer points included.
Boys. I haven't made any new
Man(ila)-O-Mission posts since I'm now clueless as to who's who in Manila's brood of blood-boiling men. While I am preparing a delicious post on hot guys off the streets of Oslo, here's one of the guys back in Manila who never fails to take my breath away with his ripped body
and highly visible big bulge every time he performs on screen, never fails - meet
Carlos Agassi.



Burp.